El Balasta

The girl you'll want to spend the rest of your life with.

I love you El Balasta.

by gbgoco November 24, 2021

jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !

oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother

by pai.g January 27, 2023

marko balasko

marko balasko is an amazing friend, happy go lucky, always in a good mood, rich flex, calm fits, big brain power, talented and brave, cool glasses

Marko balasko is a guy.

by bde11111 November 22, 2023

The Babis

B-best
A-at

B-being
I-insanely

S-sexy

Dam I wish I was part of the Babis

by Babi #1 December 27, 2023

Ritupon Baishya from Guwahati Assam India

basa balls ninga tupon rice ritucoin elephant poop

Hey Ritupon Baishya from Guwahati Assam India have you changed your mind on having diy male to female surgery with me?

by Noapoleon May 29, 2024

Siddharth Balasu(brahminian)

. This mallu Brahmin freak probably jerks off to the smell of coconut oil and moans in Sanskrit when he sees banana chips. he probably thinks Wi-Fi signals are stronger if you place a coconut near the router. The type of dude to whisper “avial daddy” gets turned on when someone says "banana." Bro jerks off to chanting. His bedsheets? Stained with coconut milk. Every time someone says “Sambhar,” his nipples perk up and his third eye starts twitching. Man's one Bhagavad Gita quote away from starting a cult based on horny coconut worship. F YOU SAY “PAYASAM” THREE TIMES IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SIDDHARTH APPEARS NAKED, COVERED IN TURMERICHIS IDEA OF SEXY TALK? “BEND OVER—I’LL APPLY VIBHUTI TO YOUR THIRD EYE.”

I saw a someone eating banana chips, I Siddharth Balasu(brahminian) him

by Diddyeeshwar April 21, 2025

Coach Bails

The absolute goat of all track coaches in the entire observable universe; none come close.

Katy Tompkins: “I fear no soul.”

“Coach Bails is coming.”

Katy Tompkins: “…”

by trackfreshmanslayer March 9, 2026