lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012

ass baking

The act of baking ass.

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"

by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017

cookie baking

An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother

Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.

by iets December 3, 2018

Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019

Double Baking

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.

“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”

by Yrrdrasil September 19, 2020

airless baking

Baking in an air-fryer machine, sounds crazy but it's viable

Jonh: "Hey, my birthday coming up, you have any plans for me Mark?"

Mark: "Yeah, I'll airless bake you a cake, or something"

Jonh: "Airless baking? Now that's something new"

by LegendOfNothing January 17, 2021