He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
by 27/4 September 1, 2019
Get the Blue balls-ingmug. Name given to faithful Bruins fans. These fans’ beloved team make it to the playoffs every year. They fight hard enough to let the fans feel as though they can hear the duck boats firing up just to get booted in the first round.
“Hey man you see those Boston fans after game 7?”
“Ya bud. Bunch o blue balls ober der eh?!” Laughs in Canuck
“Ya bud. Bunch o blue balls ober der eh?!” Laughs in Canuck
by Hockey-puckstickles May 14, 2022
Get the Blue Ballsmug. The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.
Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!
by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 27, 2021
Get the Blue Ballsmug. When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
Get the Musical Blue Ballsmug. The MSM doing everything they can to censor to protect the Democrat party...to the point where no one believes them and they become ineffective and ignored.
The media has Blue Balls when it comes to their effort to change the Cuomo narrative to #MeToo from nursing home deaths.
by AureT March 7, 2021
Get the Blue Ballsmug. Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022
Get the Blue Ballsmug. A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug.