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kalboy bestfriend

this is a state of relationship where you are the bestfriend of your crush
si bien ay isang kalboy bestfriend
by JuDaHaDeJeBi July 12, 2022
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de/bertrand

a cranky old man with a hat, coat, walking stick and a long twirly moustache. hobbies include self-victimisation and self-projection
"you've been arguing with me all day, you're such a de/bertrand!"
by lunablu February 9, 2026
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The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.
I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.
by bbbeaver October 13, 2012
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being a bestfriend

Ripping into then constantly but never fall out because they know it's just jokes
Being a bestfriend includes the following:
Friend 1: you smell
Friend 2: thank you best friend
by Woii oii big boy March 23, 2017
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Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend

A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.
Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.
by zeldalover1113 October 30, 2017
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October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day

Fuck your bestfriend for free. Bois lets go fuck your bestfriends.
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
by 12whotfisyou October 17, 2019
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That’s my BESTFRIEND

Someone you care about and love that is funny and he/she is your whole world.
Girl: who is that she looks fun
Me: that’s my BESTFRIEND Makaylee
by StAcEyStEwArT October 28, 2019
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