A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.
Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits
..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
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A believer/s are people who value truth and fight for upholding what is honest, authentic, genuine and real. They will not surrender to manipulation, deceit and/or treachery. Although it might not be in their nature to fight under normal circumstances per say, when the situation arises a believer will continue to believe and have trust that the truth should be maintained by opposing or ignoring the forces of negativity that may be at work. A believer will stand up for what they know to be true and work together with other believers to protect the truth. Believers will not succumb to any attempt at deceit or manipulation and will remain faithful, loyal and trustworthy to 1) what is authentic and 2) believers of the same truth.
1) Believers will always remain faithful to their loved ones and their truth.
2) Believers will not succumb to negative forces and/or deeds
3) Believers will stay united, support, love and trust each other to protect the truth.
4) Together believers will be able to detect any forms of manipulation or deceit that may put their truth in jeopardy
*Note: the truth in this case can pertain to many things for example a criminal case, a family issue or even matters relating to relationships (not limited to these situations).
2) Believers will not succumb to negative forces and/or deeds
3) Believers will stay united, support, love and trust each other to protect the truth.
4) Together believers will be able to detect any forms of manipulation or deceit that may put their truth in jeopardy
*Note: the truth in this case can pertain to many things for example a criminal case, a family issue or even matters relating to relationships (not limited to these situations).
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It is one of the greatest gifts you can give.
It is one of the greatest gifts you can give.
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It shows true belief and gives the best of support.
It shows true belief and gives the best of support.
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Also the title of a movie based on the book. The movie stars Oprah.
Also the title of a movie based on the book. The movie stars Oprah.
I looked for hidden significance in "Beloved," but I was too busy trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
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