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bafflegab

băfəl-găb noun Speaking in a way that is incomprehensible, confusing, wordy, and filled with pretentious rhetoric so that the listener(s) are perplexed or kept from understanding, especially to frustrate or prevent listener(s) from taking action. Confounding and nonsensical talk or language marked by abstractions, jargon, euphemisms, and circumlocutions with the purpose of obscuring, confusing, hindering, and/or misleading the listener(s).
That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.

Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.

On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.

The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.

The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.
by PuntasticBlonde September 3, 2024
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Bafflebait

A post or meme that is intentionally confusing in order to increase engagement
"Did you see that meme with the spoons saying only girls will get this, I don't understand it"

"That's such bafflebait bro"
by Boloman March 17, 2026
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baffle

yay yay...baffle.
by maasd the line February 14, 2025
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badellz

A badell is a beautiful, fly, and bready young lady that gets her own bread
john: nah zaniya ugly

peter: bro you bugging, she a badellz
by pg rich February 25, 2025
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Baffles

(Ball-waffles) Used to describe circular waffles or ball shaped waffles
I don't like those regular flat waffles, I prefer baffles.
by Lailaiswrong24 March 3, 2025
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Babfluff

The dreadful feeling you get the day before you have to go back to work.
I’m feeling babfluff right now because I hate my job!
by Thejadhatter March 16, 2025
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preston badillo

He is pretty cool and really hot.Hes great in bed,he knows how to use it and gets a lot of girls
Preston badillo is a really great guy and is good in bed and sexy.He has an 8 inch,and is really good at using it
by Prestonsgirl September 26, 2018
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