mexican alarm clock

big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming!

hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
I thing the boss is coming man! get back to work holmes.

by camerod December 5, 2004

alarm

The alarm describes a freaky asian girl's orgasm. When she continuously wails that high pitch, the sound resembles an alarm hence the name alarm.

I was fuckin this asian chick and i thought the fire alarm went off.

by jeffr April 27, 2008

False Alarm

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.

FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.

by neemx May 22, 2005

Azari

Azari is a one of a kind person. He has a great personality and a great in bed. He has a extremely large Johnson and is very charming.

Hey dude I would love to be an Azari

by Chgufyhb January 20, 2018

alarva

term used by ghetto mexicans. meaning "holy shit!" or "wow!"

you heard pedros 13 year old sister fucked the whole car club?

alarva!!

by elpinchevato666 May 1, 2009

Nigga the Alarm

a term used to sound off an alarm when a person of African descent escapes from prison.

Guard: Jeff, Nigga the Alarm!
Jeff: roger that!

by Forty(40) April 12, 2009

Dutch Alarm Clock

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.

I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.

by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007