Skip to main content

Austin

Austin is such a bitch
by Maggie Reid June 18, 2018
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

noun: A city in the state of Texas it's the music capital of the world.
Austin the best city in the state of Texas!
by life2 September 4, 2016
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

He is a blonde haired boy that tries to make you mad
He is such an Austin
by Hey billy joe February 8, 2018
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

Austin is a lowly faggot who is loyal to no one except his faggot boyfriend. Everyone is always mad at him and no one knows why but they still talk to him despite him always being at fault.
You see Austin was with his faggot boyfriend asshole.
by Billyjoehillbilly December 2, 2019
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

He's a fucker who can't get the dick of his girlfriend. She will reject him at all costs. He is secretly a girl. His vagina gets very wet whenever he hangs out with his brothers.
Fucker #1: Yo boy, you an Austin?
Fucker #2: Yeah boy, my girl Savannah , she ain't fucking me so much, but I'm 'bout to get her mom to fuck me real hard.
by bigASSandTITTIES September 4, 2016
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

Typically one of extreme snarkyness to the point where it usually eats away at the brains and patience of decent human beings who need to deal with such creatures. Usually ranging in an extremely high body fat percentage ie. in the belly, face, and thigh regions. Typically are misguided into thinking they are attractive, similar to that of celebrities, when it reality they look like a fat naked gerbil with excess body hair. Caution must be taken when in the vacinity of an Austin, they can cause ones ears to begin to bleed with the pure stupidity and fagetyness that can come spewing out of their mouths uncontrollably. When this happens one must walk away and say nothing, if argued with it can cause permanent damage to ones brain and mental capacity. Typically think the life span of a dog is 30 years
Ahhh fuck dude, get this Austin away from me!
by fat Austin November 27, 2014
mugGet the Austin mug.

Austin

An Austin is a short, blonde, tough guy that's is in between popular and unpopular. He typically hangs with weaklings that he can control. He wrestles, and doesn't care what other people say. An Austin can also be a jerk.
Dude, he just tackled Caleb! He must be an Austin.
by myfavoritepsuedonym April 4, 2013
mugGet the Austin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email