AssFace

Someone who has a face that looks like a butt; their face looks like it will fart on you.; A person who is butt ass ugly and talks shit.
Also commonly known as the male version of a "Karen".

Wow that guy really is an AssFace, he had me so fooled into thinking he was such a good guy.

by NellieBunz007 March 14, 2022

Assface

Creator of this word/Owner: Anissa

Meaning: Ugly Person

You’re an assface

by autopsai June 12, 2022

assfatalicious

An adjective used to describe someone’s juicy booty

She has the most assfatalicious booty I have ever seen in my life.

by Lizbuff September 20, 2022

asscargot

A delicacy of one’s bum hole.

Would you like to eat my ASScargot?

by Jenny from US Bank December 29, 2022

assfault

Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.

D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.

by QuacksO January 8, 2023

assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.

Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.

by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023