School Assassin

We all know that one kid that always where’s a hoodie everyday of the year no matter the weather we’ll keep and eye on the kid cause he’s probably got the glock in the sock

Daniel Barnes

He once said to me that The last Airbender movie is better than the show so clearly he needs to be on a watch list. Be on the lookout cause he’s definitely your neighborhood school assassin

by JuiceVsWrld November 28, 2020

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vindicare assassins

vindicare assassins are one of the best temples of assassins in all of the 40k universe. They are known for being some of the best snipers in the entire universe. They have been known to hold their position for up to months. They are equipped with exitus rifles. In the hands of a vindicare assassin, they will never miss. They are normally used to take out chaos cult leaders.

Hey, I heard there was a vindicare assassin around here. yeah, I heard that vindicare assassins are great snipers.

by Lem_Likes_Pasta March 21, 2022

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one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.

We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin

by richkid98 August 13, 2018

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Babyfaced Assassin

A dude that has a babyface that gets the job done : even better than a regular assassin.

Yeah that dude AJ ; yeah the one who's also called HBKBTW , he's really a babyfaced assassin.

by Cody Rhodes not Roads November 27, 2019

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Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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