ashton harrold 

Ashton Harrold is the nicest, hottest, and sweetest guy any girl would be lucky to have.

Wow I wish I was an Ashton Harrold!

ashton harrold by Anonymous :) May 14, 2015

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

Ashton Shoffner by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

Ashton Irwins feet 

Get some damn socks.

*Ashton irwins feet Instagram story post*
5sos stans; “Ahston, We get it you like feet. But don't you sell socks? PUT THEM ON!!”

Ashton Irwins feet by Niallhorans_ankles28 August 25, 2021

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

ashton kutcher by my name's demi moore June 27, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

ashton kutcher by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

ashton irwin

the ultimate boomer

"do you know ashton irwin?"
"oh yeah, he's that drummer who's a boomer!"

ashton irwin by streampizzaby5sos March 28, 2020

ashton heat beam 

The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.

I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.

ashton heat beam by David Ashton February 25, 2005