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Ashley

Her name might sound basic, but the woman who owns it is anything but. Tol enough to intimidate you but smol at heart; aka a giant cutie. Her style is always on point. Will kill you with kindness, but is also a taekwondo master who will not hesitate to round-house kick your butt into the sun if you cross her. An amazingly sweet, caring, and loyal friend who will yeet you the best memes. Could bankrupt a tea shop with all the tea she spills. Practically a walking encyclopedia. Is insanely smort and a jack-of-all trades (but sometimes has to resort to sucker-punching math in the face when it refuses to cooperate with her). Works harder than your single boomer grandma who raised 12 kids all on her own. Don’t challenge her to a dance battle unless you wanna get curb-stomped. Once dubbed Trashley by her infamous arch rival Crispy; whether she will embrace the title remains to be seen.
Person 1: I just woke up from a five year coma and everyone’s talking about quarantines and pandemics and I’m totally lost. What do I do?
Person 2: Go talk to Ashley man, she’ll catch you up on all the tea you missed.

You insulted Ashley’s friends and her bae? No one can save you now, bro. You better hope she shows you mercy and yeets you to the moon instead of the sun.
by bangttaeng January 12, 2022
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Ashley

Ashley is a person who will speak for mine she can read your mind without you even speaking one word she's a go-getter knows how to get the job done
Hey if you need those things done I can get my friend Ashley get it done for you
by Shoyuonrice February 19, 2017
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Ashley

The most stupid person I have ever met.
If you meet an Ashley in your life, stay away from her.
"Hey have you heard ? That girl, Ashley, she failed all her subjects"
by YoMama_isDead January 13, 2022
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Ashley

The cutest girl in the world. She is kind, funny, pretty, and good at arts. If your friend is a Ashley, don't let her go!
Example:
A: Hey, this is my best friend Ashley.

B: OMG! I also want to be friends with her!
by happy_girl17 April 29, 2021
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Ashley

The most talented beautiful girl you could ever meet,shes a great singer n model no one is as perfect as her n she's really famous n caring n shes my fam fam
Ashley is a beautiful girl
by Djkfngkf August 13, 2017
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Ashley

Chill, pretty when she wants to be, doesn’t give a fuck about a bitch, doesn’t let little things get to her instead she just drops it, has very few friends, honest as FUCK, knows what she’s doing relationships related and friendship related, has very high guards, creative, outgoing, has no fear of anyone, gets pissed ASAP and would mostly likely do something about it.
You seen Ashley not care about the indirected social media post about her?”
by Yelhsaaicrag February 17, 2018
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Ashley

A thot. No one likes an ashley. She's also probably a dumb,blonde girl with plastic surgery done.
Guy 1: She's gotta be an Ashley
me: yeh no dur bitch
by A lonely alien March 12, 2019
mugGet the Ashleymug.

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