King Arthur

When you bury your dick so far into a girl's lovehole that the man who can pull you out will be crowned King of Camelot.

Guy #1: You know that girl with that wears the jean skirt and leggings?
Guy #2: The clarinet player?
Guy #1: Yeah, I wanna be her King Arthur.

by Sir Isaiah Of Marion February 27, 2017

Zackary Arthur

chucky is hotter.

hey did you watch the new serie, chucky?
Yea ,the main character , zackary Arthur is really hot

No.. chucky is.

by Chuckytloml April 16, 2022

Arthuring

Started at a party in early June 06 by a guy named Arthur, The act of playing with someones hair and or caressing them while the victim is drunk and does not understand nor feel what is going on and often ignores the (Arthur) because of total drunkness.Victim usually does not care and is not attracted to the person yet the (Arthur) is extremely good looking.Done to the oppostie sex.

Angela: u know i was playing with his ponytail
Angela: and tickling his back
Mary: OH MY GOD
Mary: u were arthuring him

by Zarfizzle September 5, 2008

Arthur

Probably misses out on amazing sexortunities. Doesn't know a freak when he's looking at one. Remembers peoples names/faces. Kills things. Slays the wrong pussies. Pets the wrong kitty kats. Very athletic. Driven and well accomplished at work. Also with a great smile that lights up his eyes. Needs to change his ways and give into the whims of a haley

He could have a good time if he werent such an Arthur

He needs him a haley, not a felicia

by DazzlingComet August 14, 2018

Gerard Arthur Way

The frontman of post hardcore band My Chemical Romance. They are neither emo nor punk. Gerard is not SEXY. He's chubby you stupid teeny boppers!

BUT GERARD IS A GOD.

Gerard Arthur Way is a God.

by silent_lullaby January 7, 2006

Arthuritus

a.k.a. "The Retarded Green Llama Virus."

When something particularily ugly, fat, cocky and stupid(usually by the name of Arthur) inflicts his extreme gayness on you, and your infected for life!

Symtoms: severe headaches, which may lead to brain hemerages and heart problems, and excessive puking in his general direction because your eyes are sick of seeing his fat ugly fucking self.

Prognosis: there is no known cure to Arthuritus. Severe brain damage, loss of eyesight, and excessive puking till your teeeth rott are very comon problems. Eventually, all patients die a slow, and very painful death...often complaining of hallucinations and seeing green fat llama blobs before death. many patients that realize they have this nasty disease...kill themselves on the spot as they want to go out with some type of dignity.

by ? November 29, 2004

Arthur

Arthur is a relatively tall guy, with dark brown hair, and a nice smile. He can be socially awkward at times but is usually the life of the party. He likes to get girls' attention in very odd ways. He works hard to be popular and likes to gossip, but he is actually is really sweet. People argue over his looks, some saying he is hot and others saying he is ugly. His personality is annoying and crude. Once you get to know him, he will be the funniest, nicest person ever. Don't get on his bad side. Many girls think he is flirting with them, but he is really being himself. He attracts bitchy girls and kisses a lot of them, but will only be in a relationship with someone that he obsesses over. If you have an Arthur in your life that is close with you, never let him go.

Girl " Hey Arthur."
Arthur "You would be so much prettier if you wore different outfits and ditched your friends."
Girl "ummm ok."

by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020