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Arsenal

(n)Also known as the Devil, is a football team located in north London. They are known because Arsenal has a fame of buying the soul of young players. They are managed by Frenchman, Arsene Wenger who, like the French in many international conflicts, gives up before they are able to win any honors. Additionally, many of the players a rumored to be gay, for example goalkeeper Manuel Almunia. This has led to Arsenal and its fan hating their rivals, the Tottenham Hotspurs because they have a rooster in their team emblem.
"Arsenal just dropped 3 points. When will Arsene Wenger learn that by giving up you don't actually win.
by Epic Win~ February 20, 2010
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Arsenal

The shittest football club to ever exist. Constantly losing to the likes of Norwich and Southampton. They are a joke of a club. Their manager, Arsene Wenger, had been around since the creation of the football. They have been known to rent out their trophy cabinet to the homeless, as there is ample space for up to 3 people and their belongings at once, do to the lack of success since their creation. They are robbers, as their cheapest ticket is 4 quid less than Hull's most expensive ticket. They have a "loyal" fan base known as the Gooners (not to be confused with wankers).

See also: Shit Scum Arse Twat Rubbish
Mike: Wanna hear a joke?
Dan: Yeah, sure
Mike: Arsenal
Dan: It's funny because they're shite!
by LA_Galaxy741 May 15, 2014
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Arsenal

1. To start with promise but mess up when it really matters.
"I was going to win the league, but I pulled an Arsenal"
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Aleena

A women driver who runs into stuff with her car and threatens Mexican people financial status.

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Hey that aleena is big bitch.
by Obaid Aleena March 1, 2009
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Arena Football

Football played indoors on a 50-yard field played in the Spring so men don't sit on the couch watching Golden Girls until College and NFL football return in the Fall.
I have tickets on February 5th for the Arena Football game in Orlando.
by Lil' Mayo June 15, 2010
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adeenanaday

This is how the phrase 'At The End Of The Day' actual sounds, spoken out-loud. Particularly by unintelligent people living in the North of England, who are also commonly prone to living in council estates and appearing on reality TV.
Adeenanaday, they don't know me, do they?!
by Thomas McNab November 21, 2010
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Arena Dick

1. Fucking asshole that says "you cant sit here, some old dickhead has a fuckin season ticket

2. fuck fans

Def. 1, I was sitting down by the home bench, and this moustashed bastardick came over and said, you cant sit there, some old fucker has a season ticket here, what an arena dick.

Def. 2, Jacob Gervais-Chounard was sitting on the backup seat at the hockey game after getting pulled after giving up 7 goals, and some arena dick started to yell at him, and he got up and left the game and muttered "What an arena dick!" after the game Chouinard was seen signing autographs and beating up the arena dick with his goal stick.
Def. 1, I was sitting down by the home bench, and this moustashed bastardick came over and said, you cant sit there, some old fucker has a season ticket here, what an arena dick.
by KayvonIskaeon November 13, 2011
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