by Bam bam wow wow October 07, 2019
1. (Noun) A total man thot. This bitch has long flippy hair like every stereotypical youtuber. His dream is to be an autoshop owner, but the boy can’t even drive. He’s so self absorbed, that he probably only FaceTimes people just to see his own reflection. The type of boy who rushed to give you a promise ring, but cheats on you with your friend 5 minutes later. Then, he proceeds to blame it on you. Tall, built dad bod, had so much potential, but then blew it to blow his load with another girl. Loves to flex in the mirror after a nice finish, and uses emojis unironically. Is extremely sensitive on the inside and would be very disappointed by this for example. But, he’s so dumb he probably can’t even read it.
2. (Verb) to Anthony is to promise a girl your hand in marriage and then shortly after send a different girl your nudes.
2. (Verb) to Anthony is to promise a girl your hand in marriage and then shortly after send a different girl your nudes.
by Wicked Game June 09, 2018
To "pull an Anthony" is to consume such extreme quantities of alcohol that one forgets various events upon sobering up.
"Dude, we had plans, I can't believe you didn't show!"
"Aww, man, I was at that party last night, totally pulled an Anthony, my bad"
"Aww, man, I was at that party last night, totally pulled an Anthony, my bad"
by DowntownFeline May 11, 2014
Person of slowness to the brain speeds. Enjoys marshmellow cream in his pockets. Takes the slow way around town, ie; wears a helmet and walks into brick walls. Wears Taco's. Eats pants, spoons, and leafy pamphlets. Talks to Miniature minnie mouse statues that he carries with him at all time.
by doodlealladay February 05, 2010
by yourmomknowstoo December 18, 2012
Asshole. He can go stuff his dick into a tic tax container cause that's all it'll fit into. Such a pathetic cunt and so selfish and ungrateful, full of himself and completely arrogant
by COOKIE21T September 05, 2017
A jerk who refuses to take the yellow sweettart but then quickly snatches his girlfriends blue sweet tart. Obviously doesn't have a heart because he took the BLUE FRICKING SWEETTART. Honestly, what kind of person does that? An Anthony. Which is the reason he can't be on the top 20 best boyfriend names list.
by Karlsss November 29, 2016