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Anonymously Me

A·non·y·mous·ly Me

Proper Noun/Pronoun

An attempt to speak from a detached and un-opinionated dissociative perspective derived from holding and describing things from multiple perspectives held simultaneously. Simultaneously acknowledging that this is of course impossible and is inevitably reflective of the speakers personal experiences and knowledge as filtered through their genetic and environmentally influenced position at the time of the statement.

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–adjective
1.
without any name acknowledged, as that of author, contributor, or the like: an anonymous letter to the editor; an anonymous donation.
2.
of unknown name; whose name is withheld: an anonymous author.
3.
lacking individuality, unique character, or distinction: an endless row of drab, anonymous houses.

me
–pronoun
1.
the objective case of I,  used as a direct or indirect object: They asked me to the party. Give me your hand.
2.
Informal . (used instead of the pronoun I  in the predicate after the verb to be ): It's me.
3.
Informal . (used instead of the pronoun my  before a gerund): Did you hear about me getting promoted?
He was explaining it as Anonymously Me when he wrote that statement.

He signed it Anonymously Me, so I know he was at least attempting to be thorough and impartial about the subject.

He declared it a work of Anonymously Me so I know he is aware that their is limits to unbiased statements.
by Nevera Nony Mouslyme January 17, 2011
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anonymoose

The greatest animal on the earth, better than any living organism on the planet earth.
"What did you have for dinner last night"
"The most powerful aphrodisiac in the universe, pan fried anonymoose!"
by hamburgertiem January 25, 2010
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ananimous

An unexplained feeling of ecstasy felt for no one specific reason. Opposite of PMS. Sometimes the overwhelming feeling of so many hunky-dory events in one's life. Unbridled individual happiness.
After receiving solid A's on his report card and getting laid by the hottest cheerleader in school, Mike was feeling absolutely ananimous.
by Tom Chard October 20, 2008
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Anonymousa

Popular word meaning disappeared into thin air
Oh my god, she just went anonymousa
by Caoimhe h April 19, 2015
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Anonymosity

What makes the everyday shy quiet scared reality-escaping bitch on the Internet into a trolling laughing raging prick.

Also is why the 9 year old kids every day threaten to hack you or talk shit just because they know (unless you're an actual hacker) you can't do shit.

The only thing that will not change about said bitch is not telling you much of anything about themselves other than age. Yeah, being anonymous is although safe for you unless you run your mouth too much and end up getting your heart cracked open by some random troll that trolls better than you or hacked just to shut you up, you can also simply get ganged on grow extremely tense lose the original shit talking begin growing upset leave and ultimately cry to yourself because said gang happened to prick out your true self bit by bit. Days later you will be telling your apparent Internet Buddy that you almost committed suicide yesterday.
The Internet is flooded with Anonymosity and little kids that are normally scared shitless begin to talk shit to you unless you can some way give them a bunch of negative facts about themselves.. and you know someone's desperate when all they do is pretend to laugh like LOLOLOLOL and with no comeback whatsoever when in reality they're about to start crying because you overpowered their fake trolling act.

Now I'll go jack off.
by NIS August 26, 2013
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Anonymous1610

noun. a black person who dislikes or hates Epic Beard Man, slandering and/or defiling the sanctity of the definition of EBM on urban dictionary.
or
a true racist and/or hateful of the elderly.
or
The act of defining something as an inside joke that makes it through the censors on urban dictionary.
Wow, Anonymous1610, you are very racist...towards the elderly/veterans.
or
example of pitiful? that guy who dislikes epic beard man and posted a false and ignorant definition on urban dictionary.
or
(Guy1) Look! Someone played the anonymous1610 card and posted an inside joke.

(Guy2) Wow...that's pretty weak! N00b.
by flaminmane1620 October 30, 2010
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Anonymoustic

Keep it anonymoustic, who knows what can happen if you're exposed.
by SheriffShampoo April 2, 2015
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