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Alton

A person with Diarreea of the mouth who makes everyone miserable just for the sheer sadistic pleasure of it.
Alton stole all of his mother's money and threw in the garbage. He laughed when she started yelling because he knew that there was nothing she could do to stop him.
by Shinsui Nagaski May 16, 2008
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alto

I word in spanish which means tall or lengthy. It can also be used as an abbreviation for altometer.
That mountain es mas alto.
by Gwarg March 4, 2004
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Alto

The best voice part ever. Altos sing lower than other girls and higher than most middle voices. Altos can sing man notes better than some men too.
Altos you get to sing the manly notes.
by AltoPower March 28, 2013
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it's almost over

what your friend says when you're sitting on their couch watching a movie and they want to finish it, but you want to either go home or go to sleep or at least do something else, and there's actually about a half hour left of the movie and you're bored as hell.
mark: can we go outside now ? this movie's boring..
paul: it's almost over.
mark: yeah right..
by sh000tme. July 5, 2010
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altoid surprise

oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.
He gave me the Altoid Surprise and created the ultimate orgasm
by Ashanti Porter January 15, 2008
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Almost smart

A chat forum consisting of mostly liberalism as a mental order runs rampant, but does include a few reasonable dissenting voices. The liberal members will twist facts around to mean something different and then claim that the facts stated are just your opinion. They also like to divert the issue by arguing semantics, and sometimes will even resort to name-calling. This site definitely needs more conservative voices of reason to contribute.
by RyanfM November 10, 2010
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1. True, unbridled horror.

2. An inexplicable time of hardship.
"The cancer was almost as bad as CATS the Musical."
by the_second_brit_demeter January 16, 2010
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