alterologist

a person who alters the form of words to create new words. Changing 'how do you do (an expression used to greet somebody)' to 'howdy (used as a noun to mean a greeting)' is an alterological act.

All alterologists are neologists but not all neologists are alterologists.

by uttam maharjan August 24, 2010

Alternetard

A person who only listens to music of the Alternative genre.

Me: "I like Alice in Chains"

Alternetard: "They're too metal, nirvana's the only grunge band I like cuz they're the most alternative of the bunch."

by Phish sticks January 18, 2011

alternate term

A second term; another term

Teacher: "Students, give me a list of keywords and alternate terms."

by KellyLovesYou September 25, 2013

Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 25, 2017

Alternative facts

The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.

I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.

by Cashews and guacamole March 23, 2017

Alternative Facts

A way of twisting the truth to make manipulation look innocent.

That crazy liar in The White House making up alternative facts could be related to Pinoccio.

by DonnyBrasco76 August 7, 2017

alternary

Being defined as the alternate universe where Hillary won the election and everyone is happy

"Man, I wish I was in the Alternary right now"

by stepmomwhodoeswanttoreplaceyou November 6, 2017