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Allison

a word to describe a mentally unstable guinea pig that crawls up trees and gnaws on branches to get the satisfaction of being on an all organic diet. These allisons love to crap out jelly beans and paint portraits of chicken nuggets in a Mc Pick 2 box. They love to look in windows an tune into Riverdale episodes. When they cant find trees, they like to nibble on old people
Bro, I saw an Allison in my toilet.
by QuackenBurger62 December 29, 2017
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Alyson

1.
A girl with brains, booty, loves a cold beer and a nice set of balls. She can usually out drink any man in the room. After a few you can find her in the bedroom with an un-named guy and find him missing in the morning.

2.
An object you can use to beat-off into. AKA Vagina
Dude I totally made that girl an Alyson last night
by sex me me up up February 25, 2008
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Alison

She is person who loves you even though she might cry herself to bed.
She is person who loves you for who you are.
She is that person that would sacrifice herself to save you.
She is a person who is joyful and has a laugh to make you better year by year.
She might get abused by her mother but still stays strong.
She has a deeper meaning to her life.
But you know what SHE can do anything!
If you have a Alison in your life , please keep them strong!
Alison~cries maybe tomorrow would be better as well as this scar...
Alison~sighs
by ånnę_gary December 2, 2018
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Alyson

someone who won't shut the fuck up about jojo's bizarre adventure smh smh smh smh
alyson: HAHAHAHA ZA WARUDOO ZA WAURDO MAMDUADMADUADMAUDAMDUAJDMADUJAMDUAJDMAUDJADM
by anonymous October 7, 2021
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Alison

An awesome ginger who was born April 1st. She is so pretty and an amazing, funny girl. Ms. Alison Kachnoskie
Omg look at that girl! she is such an Alison Kachnoskie!
by blackguyyyyy1 August 27, 2011
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Alyson

A really, hot girl with huge boobs and a nice ass. Great with handjobs or blowjobs, even though she says she may not be good at them or say they don't know how to. Really nice and funny, and always bring themselves down by calling themselves fat or ugly even though they are thin and skinny and very hot. Fun to be around.
Alyson Herlehy is very thin and sexy, I'd like HER in my pants
by Thereallkingofx April 12, 2013
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allison

A beautiful beastly girl. One who has brains yet no common sense. One that is in sports year round who pitches and loves boys.
ALLISON is a funny person,lets hangout.
by janky son February 9, 2010
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