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allison

allison er en klam perker fra skotland tror jeg hun burde hoppe på skinderne klamme luder

hver gang jeg har hende i engelsk kan jeg kun tænke på hhvor fucking klam hun er
fuck allison er en klam kælling, store patter tho
by piknegeren October 24, 2023
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Allison Brown

A woman who doesn't give a fuck
by Kedaski February 12, 2019
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Allison

Allison is the most prettiest girl you will ever meet if you ever meet an Allison you WILL want to keep her although she's been through shit she comes out everyday and puts on a smile she may seem innocent and nice she is nice but not as innocent as you think she is if you mess with her (which I recommend you don't) she will make your life a living HELL. She is very picky about her friends and boyfriend. If you are her friend you must know her past who she likes and all about her ex's and more if you're her boyfriend you should feel lucky because boyyy is she bossy and she often has moodswings but she knows how to control it and doesn't show it so if your ever meet a Allison KEEP HER (There all keepers (;
Boy 1: damn look at Allison
Boy 2: Don't even think about I heard she called the cops last time asked her out

Boy 1:But did you know she's mine we've been dating

Boy 2: Lucky
Boy 1: I know...... Babe

Allison: What's wrong.... why you talking to ummm.... him
by A GOD DAMN PERSON AYYY December 19, 2018
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allison

A girl that has no boys, and brags about sending a heart to boys that she doesn't even know. She is selfish, and falls down alot. She's clumsy, likes dp's and blushes when a random boy looks at her.
(boy) allison is so boring...

(allison) OMG A BOY IS TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
by Amongyou March 28, 2022
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Allison

(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.
*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.

Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021
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