Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on

Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..

by DaddySaddle August 2, 2020

big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.

"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."

by big boy 442 November 14, 2016

Alderon J Smythe

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.

Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

by pseudonumberoneonenine June 19, 2010

alberto febo

An awesome, Skinny, Puerto rican, with a great Mom and Papi

man i wish i was an alberto febo

by LITBOI696 September 5, 2017

Alberta fur trapper

A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure

Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh

by Justspreadinknowlage December 7, 2017

alberlin

A beautiful girl on the inside and outside. This name is extremely rare just like how she is as a person. An extremely rare personality. There’s no one like Alberlin. Alberlin loves to sing and dance. She may not be the best at dancing but you’ll have so much dancing with her. Her voice is of an angel and she would be able to serenade you to sleep. Alberlin is also a very sexy lady who is amazing in bed😉. In conclusion, Alberlin is an amazing person overall.

An Alberlin in my life would make my life better.

by JoseKiller666 January 8, 2018

Alberto

Alberto he's a funny guy , he's kinda weird at times , and when he gets nervous like a tomatoe

" Alberto why do you like a tomatoe when you get nervous "

by Ifkkkkkkk November 25, 2018