Australian Kiss

The female version of teabagging by squating over someone while they are passed out and kissing them with your lips from down under.

You better take your shoes off or you'll get Australian Kisses.

by KC. Slip April 17, 2009

Australian Toilet

When you take a crap in a girls mouth and then 69 with her (toilets flush backwards in Australia)

I gave your MOm an Australian Toilet

by CJ W July 29, 2007

Australian spirit

The attitude of most Australians:
If it isnt bolted down then steal it, if it is bolted down then vandalise it

The Australian spirit in action:

Jono: "Hey look a free park bench!"

Stevo: "Nah its bolted down. Lets smash it"

by bundybazza January 14, 2009

Australian Selfie

A selfie of down under, you know, your private parts.

Kids, stop taking Australian selfies, you never know who will see your phone.

by Mail lady Pat May 6, 2018

australian sunburn

When you insert hot sauce into another person's anus and use it as lubricant.

Host: Congratulations on winning a life time supply of Hot Sauce!!!
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...

by Bassman150 December 6, 2016

Australian Porcupine

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass

Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap

by Franderson March 18, 2017

australian corkscrew

Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.

Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.

by yungwhiteblack September 29, 2017