Skip to main content

Albuquerque Abortion

Noun;
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.
"I gave my girl a creampie, but you know diapers be expensive, so I gave that bitch an Albuquerque Abortion."
by SirPhoque October 20, 2021
mugGet the Albuquerque Abortion mug.

Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.
Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.
by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019
mugGet the Chili's Abortion mug.
Related Words

tumble dryer abortion

The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed
I just used the tumble dryer abortion method on my neighbours kids
by LegaliseAbortions January 1, 2022
mugGet the tumble dryer abortion mug.

abortion

The doctor liked his position of performing abortions, because there were so many people wanting them, it made him rich.
by stop abortions May 31, 2009
mugGet the abortion mug.

Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.
"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."
by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019
mugGet the Failed Abortion mug.

abortiversary

The anniversary of the day you aborted a fetus, known to some as a "child."

This is typically a day of very dark reflection, either because of the act itself or the hoops you were forced to jump through as a result of knocking up a very crazy and hormonal young tramp.
Tomorrow is our abortiversary. When I say "our," I mean me, that crazy chick to whom I will never speak again, and that cluster of cells that at the bottom of a biohazard bag.

What am I doing for my abortiversary, you ask? I'm going to go get shit-faced, hopefully resulting in some permanent amnesia that will encompass said abortion.

My near-baby-mama wants to know what we should do to celebrate our abortiversary. I suggested getting her a hysterectomy.
by WayneGretzky February 16, 2010
mugGet the abortiversary mug.

arboreal libations

alcohol originating from tree's
aka pine cone liquor

from the television show squidbillys
i heard you have been consuming certain arboreal libations on the work site
by frenetically April 25, 2011
mugGet the arboreal libations mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email