Someone with a dick as small as their hitbox, one with no skill or elegance in R6, in other words
A tryhard who spams Q & E to win.
A tryhard who spams Q & E to win.
by PixelMan572 September 8, 2020
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Max: he just didnt want no smoke
Max: he just didnt want no smoke
by Dinafritztitansbutthairs November 28, 2020
Get the Ash Lynx mug.A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020
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he was just a normal guy who got adopted by a load of minecraft youtubers and now he spends his time hanging out with commentary channel failure, james marriott, ash youre better than that 😔
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he was just a normal guy who got adopted by a load of minecraft youtubers and now he spends his time hanging out with commentary channel failure, james marriott, ash youre better than that 😔
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person 1: “have you seen ash kabosu’s new vlog?”
person 2: “yes, he hold a rose in his mouth and i literally died mate”
person 2: “yes, he hold a rose in his mouth and i literally died mate”
by deffo not sneegza November 17, 2021
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You had a very rough life, leaving you with your sharp survival instincts and trust issues. By "survival instincts" I meant surviving in the world, not the wild. You had to learn the bitter truth at a relatively young age, so you never got to experience the so called fairytale years. I know you often wonder if there are still any real emotions left in you, but I promise that you're not a bad person and it is not your fault.
- a kinnie
You had a very rough life, leaving you with your sharp survival instincts and trust issues. By "survival instincts" I meant surviving in the world, not the wild. You had to learn the bitter truth at a relatively young age, so you never got to experience the so called fairytale years. I know you often wonder if there are still any real emotions left in you, but I promise that you're not a bad person and it is not your fault.
- a kinnie
by leonhart04 February 22, 2021
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