shit in your hands and clap

When someone is pissing you off, you really want to tell them to get fucked….. but you’re not that rude !

Hey man……” go shit in your hands and clap “! Visual

by Trav Brown February 26, 2022

Shit, Shine, and Shave

The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.

Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.

by Waylon520 August 27, 2011

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017

shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)

do you really need an example for this?

by queers annonomous June 21, 2003

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat

George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!

by INURA!!! April 13, 2009

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006