by pablan May 20, 2019
Get the Alfreda mug.acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.
i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.
by ertleb October 22, 2010
Get the alfie behaviour mug.When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.
OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?
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Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.
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You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
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Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.
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You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009
Get the [Alfred Shitcock] mug.Alfie can be substituted for any guy that is a player thats decent enough to try to push you away. One who tells you, " I'm not good for you", "you should date other guys", "I can only give you short-term happiness", "I can give you what I can, but I can't give you everything".
Based on the character Alfie, in the movie "Alfie". (2004)
Based on the character Alfie, in the movie "Alfie". (2004)
Although Steven told me he was an Alfie and wasn't good for me, I still couldn't help falling in love with him.
by Alfiedoesvegas August 31, 2013
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Get the Alfie mug.Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009
Get the Alfie Patten mug.A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
by thebongghitter June 29, 2011
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