Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.
by Fuck Face October 17, 2003
(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.
by J.P. Higgenbottom June 27, 2008
by RingRopeRebellion December 29, 2011
When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.
Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
by PunkRockHottie June 10, 2008
when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.
by a11mikea11 January 06, 2011
Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"
by Drop Dizzle February 02, 2007
by hdmq October 19, 2015