nerds

Not necessarily smart, just giving off the impression that they are. Often very sheltered from the outside world, spending whatever time on the internet updating their blogs that no one will ever read. Might also be really, really white due to their lack of sun, pasty almost. Not the most athletic people in the world, often have weird farmer's tans. For the most part wears glasses 24/7 and gets mad or irritated when they are removed or are in immediate danger. Often lacking basic important social skills, leading to easy embarrassment.

Yet with all this negative stereotyping toward this particular group. They will almost always make more money then you will ever make and will almost always have a way hotter wife then you will ever get.
"Look the nerds, there they are! Steal their glasses and take them out in the sun. Give them my homework too!"
by ian-ho January 22, 2006
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Nerd

A person who has a warped sense of what is cool relative to the widely accepted norms. As a result they're often "intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic".
Example... that depends on what you think are widely accepted norms.
by Rob November 25, 2003
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nerd

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."
"Ugh! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds!"
by Ace February 05, 2002
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Nerd

Nerd is just a classification created by idiots. Myself, am often classified as one. But what keeps "nerds" from classifying jocks or others as "nerds"? Goddamn people..
He was classfied as a nerd just because he liked video game music.
by Sand May 05, 2005
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Nerd

My IQ is 120-something and I weigh 150, so i'm coo.
by Anonymous August 01, 2003
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nerd

a synonym to gonorrhea. Or any kind of STD that makes your dick itch.
I'm sorry Desiree you've been diagnosed with nerd, your dick will itch for the rest of your life.
by funkzzz August 07, 2010
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NERD

Not
Even
Remotely
Dorky

Made famous by The Simpsons.
Homer: Hook it up, nerd!
Professor: To me, Nerd, means Not Even Remotely Dorky.
(or whatever the script was)
by Persephone~ August 05, 2009
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