blow a loaf

A fart that results in
the unexpected release pinch a loaf of fecal matter into your clothing, bed, or whatever.

Damn that sucks, I just blew a loaf into your clean sheets honey.

God damn it, that fart stinks! Are you sure you didn't blow a loaf in your cube?

by Robert November 24, 2003

get a load of this guy

Phrase said after someone says or does something extremely stupid.
It means "can you believe what this idiot just did/said?"

-I think there are more than two genders and communism works.
-HAHAHAHA
*looking at my friends*
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY.

by oOmega2megaOmega2oooo February 10, 2018

a long

A long stretch of land that takes nearly 3/4 of an AKM Blade to traverse safely. Terrorists may use this route to get to A site

Terrorist 1: We should rush a long
Terrorist 2: fuck you im going b

by GreggZumbari January 26, 2019

a lot

many, an abundance.

ps; it is TWO WORDS.

I have a lot of peaches.

by LindseyLou09 June 30, 2007

lick a lot o puss

A lesbian dinosaur.

"Kathy is the captain of her softball high school team". "Yea, I think she is a lick a lot o puss".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

dropping a load

basically means to dispose of waste from a human. a.k.a taking a shit

i'll be right back, i'm dropping a load.

by beankid January 6, 2010

Getting A Load Off

masterbation

Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.

Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?

by Mr. Solo Dolo May 31, 2009