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Quandale Dingle

What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here (REHEHEHEHEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT!?), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and Public Indecency (REHEHEHEHEHE but faster). I will be escaping prison on, March 28. After that, I will take over the worl-

(AAAAAAOH) Greetings, Quandale Dingle here! (AAAAAAOH) My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (REHEHEHEHEHE but slower) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FU- REAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT!?!?) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. (RAHHHHHOWEEEE)

Hey fellas, it's Quandale Dingle here. (WHEEEEEEEEROOOOO) I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time (heahaHAAHAHH). I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (Subway Surfers HURRRRRR). I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head (aaAAAAAHASHH). My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quangle Dangle (AARARARA) tried to eat my but during Ramadhan.
More Quandale Because it wouldn't fit:
(UUAH) Hey, Quandale Dingle here (heeeeeAAAAAHUUUU). I just escaped prison (hhhHUAAH) I am staying at Huandale Pringle's house (GEGEKGEKGEK). As I was running away from cops (WHAT!? but very fast), I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (heahaHAAHAHH). A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT YOU DOIN!?!). My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys (HUAAHAHAHA, OH YEAH).

Example Of using Quandale Dingle:
Person 1: Yo is that Quandale Dingle?
Quandale Dingle: Hey, Quandale Dingle here! (funne laugh) I am going to kill this man with Huandale Pringle.
Person 1: Wait wha-
Quandale Dingle and Huandale Pringle: *grabs ak47's and shoots Person 1*
by Gegovanny June 15, 2022
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dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life
Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.
by Goaty12 February 22, 2017
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papa dingles

when you don't like the sugardaddy that is winning the girl you like out of your hands, this is what you call that sleezy dipshit.
yeah he's really cool with all that money and whatever. fucking papa dingles, he's great.
by neu January 26, 2004
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Quandale Dingle

The world's greatest raper of the 21st century and is known for his classic bangers including, The Race Freestyle, The Duck Song and Right Foot Creep by NBA Dingle. He is a true hero of our time and has changed the world of pop culture forever
Quandale Dingle has a goofy aw uncle
by nicfeen69 October 5, 2022
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dingle berries

From the Latin, dinglus berripimatae, hanging from butt-eye

Hardened, dried coagulation of poo-poo and/or other human excretion which forms on the fur surrounding the opening of the anal cavity.
Sorry I'm late. I called in someone to extract my dingle berries this morning, and it took longer than expected.
by Chaz Mataz February 26, 2004
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dingle bunny

a mix of a dingle berry and a dust bunny, when you have lint stuck to your pubic hairs or butthole hairs in some cases mixed with poop but not all.
Man after gym class I took my whitey tighteys off and found an ass amount of dingle bunnys.
by tophieCC August 31, 2010
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Dingle Hosey

Commonly used as an insult, but it really means you are super epic.
Mary sue: OMFG! Obama is a super Dingle Hosey!
Cary Lou: No....No he's not.
by Stanthemailman January 12, 2011
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