slang for being a pussy. Someone with no spine what so ever. A person who will act like your best friend and then stab you in the back. Someone who is constantly vague-booking and speaks in riddles to avoid having to give you a straight answer.
Person A: Dude, James is really pissed off.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Brain was totally eric turner-ing when he quit the band last night and no one knows if he really did or not
Person B: Why?
Person A: Brain was totally eric turner-ing when he quit the band last night and no one knows if he really did or not
by KarmaBiotch August 16, 2010
by Will Sinclair March 14, 2004
An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.
Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."
by TKM NEWS STATION November 09, 2009
The sweetest,cutest,funniest guy ever who likes rock music and can play the geetar and they best guy period
by suzie Q November 11, 2003
by Russell Pilfold March 24, 2004
by lethal weapons November 05, 2007
Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.
CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.
If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
by Buck Whittaker June 30, 2009