slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

Nympho slow

A slow minded female.....

"Really??? bitch."....."i hope your not serious".......
"Is it the drugs???"..... "Cut it out!!!""
"Knock it off"......"shes kinda slow"...

She just Nympho slow

by Diddy and the god December 17, 2020

Slow Blinker

Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.

What do you think of the new guy?

I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker

by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022

Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

by asteroth February 24, 2010

slow native

Stuff stuck in your toes

I pick the slow natives out of my toes

by Helixes November 23, 2017

Slow Cook

To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.

Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.

by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019

Slow Cooker

The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.

My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.

by SC King November 5, 2007