Pringle

A word used for people often short or small, flaky (or bumpy), and inauthentic, or manufactured, depending on the person.

Ostrich 1 to Ostrich 2: “Ostrich 6 is so gross.”

Ostrich 2: “What a Pringle!”

by ROGER MONTGUMFYTUNKS June 23, 2023

January Pringle

When you find that Pringle you dropped under the couch in the month of January after you said you were going to try to eat healthy as your New Years resolution and then eat the dirty, nasty, dust covered chip because you’re a fat pig who can’t resist the almighty temptations of Julius Pringles.

I had my January Pringle last night. It was surprisingly well preserved.

by TheAmazingJKCoolio October 31, 2021

Pringled

When someone is dumped by their partner and they become, “single as a Pringle”

Man, I just got pringled today by my girl.

by Dempey October 12, 2017

pringled

A derivation of the word Prawned, which in itself is derived from Pwned, Owned etc, that was simply formed by changing the named edible body in the former with another edible body that began with 'Pr' and adding an 'ed' suffix

An extension of Pringled can be created to form Pringlage/Pringleage/Pringelage depending on self-Grammatical preference. This is also in relation to Ownage/Pwnage and the similar likes.

Suggestive forms of 'Pringled' in relation to 'Pwned' statements cannot be included in the use of Nouns. Meaning the term "To Pringle" (To Pwn/Prawn) is wrong and not considered a form of 'Pringled'

"You just got Pringled" (as in "You just got Pwned/Owned")

Further examples can be found by simply switching the word Pwned (or simliar) from current phrases, sentences and statements with 'Pringled'

by Singore December 15, 2008

Single as a pringle

They are dating and single. They are the pringle that is the hardest one to get at the bottom of the can, unless you turn the can upside down.

I'm as Single as a Pringle.

by Carbikeperson June 6, 2022

Julius Pringle

When you draw the pringles guy on your partners asshole, and then stick your hand in like it's a pringles can.

Prepare yourself! I'm about to go full Julius Pringle on that ass!

by Kaerfflow May 11, 2023

Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.

Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!

by Dimedude January 5, 2009