Miguel gets hella pussy
by anonymous February 10, 2022

Miguel is somehow Mexican, even though he fantasizes about Spanish wine for long periods of time. He is known to be very distant with the fact that he's on planet earth and will spend most of his time staring into the corner of the room where he will find Ronan donkey. Miguel, also known as Pablo, can be known to be aggressive, and there is a chance that he might lob you across the room, sustaining major injuries to the head. Never mind these facts, as Miguel is a very loving person and has a Minecraft addiction even though he sucks at 1v1 hypixelbattle.
by ZappierSHeep October 15, 2022

Miguel, cool guy
by ,.efhgqtwcagshvjbxnihubegwvyf, January 4, 2022

1. This is another term for a pedophile.
2. Especially on Facebook or 4chan, this is a hidden term that someone names themself while they try reaching out for others that are of the same persuasion to buy, barter, or trade in materials attributable to their lifestyle.
2. Especially on Facebook or 4chan, this is a hidden term that someone names themself while they try reaching out for others that are of the same persuasion to buy, barter, or trade in materials attributable to their lifestyle.
by Bloody_Vaginal_Belch July 13, 2019

by Pajama Mike July 25, 2023

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

A sneaky little thieving goblin boy who is like 4 feet tall and runs around stealing water bottles and phones while molesting all his friends.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"
by AtlasMcDevit November 24, 2022
