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Quarantine 19

The weight you gain due to inactivity and boredom eating while being quarantined due to the Coronavirus.
A play on Freshman 15.
Ross: You put on some weight, bro?
Jim: Yeah, I've gotta hit the gym to shed my Quarantine 19
by Arteth March 27, 2020
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High-19

An elbow-to-elbow bump used a replacement for the traditional High-5, due to the Novel coronavirus...aka COVID-19.
Bro, great job, give me a High-19!
by edzepanik March 14, 2020
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tp-19

"tp19" is used as a noun, a verb, an adjective and an adverb.

These words relate to the COVID-19 outbreak in early 2020. The noun form is a number, a factor, by which the amount of toilet paper used per bowel movement increases from approximately 19 sheets per flush to something like 19 rolls per flush. This number will eventually be established, like pi (3.14159) as not necessarily being 19, but something close, and will not be verified by mathematicians, epidemiologists and virologists, but by psychologists, sociologists, and historians. It stands to become a famous scientific constant in human evolution. As a verb, it is much simpler. It is a description of a variety of actions an individual will utilize in the attempt to acquire important items such as toilet paper and paper towels when facing unavoidable self-induced global scarcity. As an adjective, it is used to describe those people who may either be overreacting, or - using perspicacious judgment - reacting in an effective Darwinian fashion, in order to survive a pandemic. The validity of each use is at this time unclear. The adverb form, similar to the adjective, is descriptive of an action performed as a result of a perspective that is either utterly anxious or pointedly perspicacious.
As a noun - "Is this crisis truly tp-19 times as big as the crisis of a toilet paper roll turned the wrong way?"

As a verb- "If you knew that a hydrogen bomb was planted in your neighborhood and would be detonated in the next two hours, would you try to run or try to tp-19 the market on ray-bans that screen uv?" or "That girl, who just walked in, tp-19-ed my pulse rate. I'll pay for anything she wants."

As an adjective - "You are such a freakin' tp-19 freak! Why do you need to ratchet every single interaction with me up to DEFCON-4? All I can offer in response is a quiet fyc."

As an adverb - "Friedrich, you just walked across the street so tp-19-edly, like it was a rope over an abyss, as if all of human existence depended on your success."
by nothinc March 19, 2020
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23 19

23 19 is a reference used in monsters in for 'white sock'. The 23 is a W (which stands for 'white') because W is the 23rd letter in the alphabet and the 19 is a S (which stands for 'sock') because S is the 19th letter in the alphabet!
MONSTER 1: *leaves room not knowing he has a childs white sock stuck to his back
MONSTER 2:*notices sock and gasps* "23 19! WE HAVE A 23 19!"
by drugsmuggler May 28, 2020
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SIMP - 19

Being an idiot while infected with covid 19
Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19
by Sebastian294 May 30, 2020
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FLOWVID-19

Unintended, but pleasing, flow resulting from the shutdown of barbers and hairdressers during the COVID-19 pandemic.
PERSON 1: You growing your hair out, dude?

PERSON 2: Naw, man, I've got that FLOWVID-19 going on. I'll probably cut it in 2021.
by Septimus80 September 15, 2020
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Dumvid-19

What people get sick from when they don’t follow mandatory requirements or recommendations.
So what did Pavel get sick with? Dumvid-19... he refused to wear a mask when he was at the all you can eat Buffet in Frankfurt.
by Glimmer October 17, 2020
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