by yeetmanyolo November 5, 2021

Are you really THAT bored? Well, listen to my story:
When I was 10 years old, I really wanted a bike. So I secretly set up a lemonade stand infront of my friends house. So me and my friend had to make some lemonade. But instead of using lemonade powder, we used RAW flour. It kinda looked goopy, but we were kids, we didn't know any better. So we put it in a jug and set up our stand. We had our first customer, a woman with 2 kids. They bought our lemonade and drank it. I don't know if they later spit it out, or threw it away, because it was DISGUSTING (and gloopy). Later in the day a man rings the doorbell of my friend's house. The man demanded to know what we put in that lemonade, and when he found out what we put in it, he was mad. Remember how we put raw flour in it? We the man explained that she drank the lemonade. She said that she would feel bad if she threw it away, so she drank it all. Well, guess what. She got sick and went to the hospital. By then my friends mom came home and was furious. She called my mom and we both got grounded for a month. I am 17 now and I am still friends with the guy and we still talk about it sometimes.
When I was 10 years old, I really wanted a bike. So I secretly set up a lemonade stand infront of my friends house. So me and my friend had to make some lemonade. But instead of using lemonade powder, we used RAW flour. It kinda looked goopy, but we were kids, we didn't know any better. So we put it in a jug and set up our stand. We had our first customer, a woman with 2 kids. They bought our lemonade and drank it. I don't know if they later spit it out, or threw it away, because it was DISGUSTING (and gloopy). Later in the day a man rings the doorbell of my friend's house. The man demanded to know what we put in that lemonade, and when he found out what we put in it, he was mad. Remember how we put raw flour in it? We the man explained that she drank the lemonade. She said that she would feel bad if she threw it away, so she drank it all. Well, guess what. She got sick and went to the hospital. By then my friends mom came home and was furious. She called my mom and we both got grounded for a month. I am 17 now and I am still friends with the guy and we still talk about it sometimes.
Person 1: hey
Person 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 1: cool listen to my story
Person 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 1: cool listen to my story
by pluh1257 February 2, 2024

When you're so bored that you just slide your finger to type everything forwards, backwards and then forwards again. Please have mercy on your keyboard.
Person 1: *types ``1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./*
Person 2: Don't blame me if the fabric of reality breaks.
Person 2: Don't blame me if the fabric of reality breaks.
by guest78266 January 1, 2025

ur bored, at school so you typed this I'm bored so I typed this
go to boredbutton.com after that ur not gonna b as bored
go to boredbutton.com after that ur not gonna b as bored
person A: dude im so bored i typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,,./ into urban dictionary
person B: dude me toooooooooooooo
person B: dude me toooooooooooooo
by im_gonna_kms February 5, 2024

typing this is the reality of what a severely bored person can do. what this means is that using your index finger to type every key possible from left to right in one fell swoop turns out like this!
I'm gonna fling my finger through every key "`1234567890-qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./" i want to go home and see my family :(
by dancskj sojcnrknb jerbviowrbvp August 9, 2022

I'm also bored -_- So listen to my story of falling off a car
Mk so it was in the summer of 2019 and my dad, my sister, and I were in the parking lot where my dad works. My dad had the great idea to drive while the trunk of the van was open and my sister and I were sitting in it. At first, I got a little scared butt then it was fun and he started going fast in like ig wide circles. Then he had stopped so I let go ( BIG MISTAKE) then he started driving, and as you can guess I fell- I ended up rolling like 4-5 times and it lowkey hurt🥲 I ended up with just a few scratches on my arms.
Anyway thanks for reading the story of me falling. Pay attention in class now -_-
Mk so it was in the summer of 2019 and my dad, my sister, and I were in the parking lot where my dad works. My dad had the great idea to drive while the trunk of the van was open and my sister and I were sitting in it. At first, I got a little scared butt then it was fun and he started going fast in like ig wide circles. Then he had stopped so I let go ( BIG MISTAKE) then he started driving, and as you can guess I fell- I ended up rolling like 4-5 times and it lowkey hurt🥲 I ended up with just a few scratches on my arms.
Anyway thanks for reading the story of me falling. Pay attention in class now -_-
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Pay attention in class person -_- or you can play coolmath yuhh
Pay attention in class person -_- or you can play coolmath yuhh
by Ur awesome mommy <3 January 7, 2022

1: 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
2: Wdym
1: 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
2: Wdym
1: 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
by anonymous April 24, 2022
