Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.
Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....
by Wingsnthings March 28, 2020
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crunchy cheetos

damn, i'd like to grab a handful of those crunchy cheetos
by urbandroo June 01, 2017
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Crunchy Parrots

Everyone likes eating parrots!
A parrots is a nugget.
by Creeper_ita July 02, 2020
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crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug
Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 24, 2019
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crunchy fill

When you eat so much crunchy rice that your tummy is full.
I had my crunchy fill at the korean restaurant.
by Calogero333 August 13, 2018
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.
Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.
by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023
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