Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

Ingrown hair

Nah it was actually an ingrown hair.

Hym “No. Ingrown hair actually. Because I had just shaved my head and I was wearing glasses a lot because I was driving around all the time (you know) and Walmart stopped stocking tea tree oil (which is how you deal with ingrown hairs). Couldn’t find it anywhere.

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

Legendary hair

hair so amazing that it can only be described with the word legendary. this hair will leave one speechless, and with possible strange feelings or emotions. If you ever encounter one make sure to put a top hat on it.

usually accompanied by males (human) named Tommy or Thomas.

"Dude look at that hair, I... I don't even know how to describe it.. Who is that man?!"-Dwayne

"oh that, that's Tommy and his legendary hair"-Jim

"His what?"-Dwayne

"yeah legendary hair. so amazing that it leaves you speechless"-Jim

by GrandDefiningMaster May 1, 2014

knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022

gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!

Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!

by Si22 October 3, 2006

Hair

Synonym for "no cap"

"Fr fr hair"

by cupnoodlesarepeopletoo September 12, 2023

Mouth Hairs

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.

My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020