Milky Potato

A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton.

Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.

Ay Love, Pass Ti Milky Potati (Milky Potato)

by Stevesdaddyboltonledge May 9, 2019

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

Baked Potato

A person with a mental or physical disability that smokes weed.

My down syndrome brother is a baked potato.

by noodpood May 16, 2019

Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.

Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019

Hot Potato

The big chunk of ash that falls off the blunt when it’s your turn because everyone else before you was too lazy to ash it.

“I’ve hot potatoed on Brad’s bed so many times.”
“I hot potato every time Chad is to my left.”

by greensnbeans May 24, 2019

Emma potato

Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.

Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."

by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born

i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019