old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

Old Client

A client who came in through an inbound weblead thanks to the marketing team.

No sorry, old client.

by IDOCC September 22, 2023

Old enough to be her father

be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).

"she married a man old enough to be her father"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Old People Day

Old People Day: On December 6th the celebration of either a friend or family member to cherish their long life

Hey gramps it’s old people day let’s go do something

by Conneryjames64 December 5, 2023

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014