May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

mai

the best mutual ever, one of my favorite people. they’re the kind of person that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts, and they’ll also make you cry in the best way. they make me smile every day, and all i want is for them to feel as happy and loved as they make me feel

mai is the best person ever <3

by ashishot February 18, 2022

May 15

Happy thresh main day

may 15 is the day a thresh main was born

by misspresident October 16, 2019

May 18

The day when slags are born

"bro shes a slag"
"yeah i know she was born on may 18"

by maarz April 12, 2022

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

May 3rd

May 3rd is the day you send any nude you want to the person you love

Gf *sends nudes*
Bf “FUCK YES, but why?”
Gf”cause it’s May 3rd”

by Bombaclatttttt May 2, 2024

May 25th

Send your boyfriend a tittie pic day

you should send me a tittie pic, because it’s May 25th

by Haveahoe May 25, 2022