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shehecheyanu moments

Shehecheyanu moments are those times when one is grateful for being alive. Shehecheyanu is the blessing of firsts, of thanking God for the little miracles of being alive, of realizing you’re lucky to reach this special time.
Here’s a random list of my Shehecheyanu moments in the past 14 months...
by OuiquitOuiquitO November 29, 2017
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Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments
Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "
by Loktir October 9, 2022
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bruh moment

A moment that makes you go bruh
Boy: hello-
Girl: i have a boyfriend
Boy: *bruh moment*
by Mcbruhferson November 9, 2019
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Norman Moment

Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear
I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment
by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024
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Wendy Moment

Wendy moment is the respond to a statement that you really don’t care or give a shit about.

Wendycan also be used as a shortened version of when did I ask
Person 1: Oh man you should have seen what I did on the weekend

Person 2 : That’s a Wendy moment

*other use*
Person 1 : Oh man you should have seen what I did on the weekend

Person 2: Wendy
by Who’s Wendy November 17, 2019
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rocc moment

A rocc moment happens when someone tells a guy to slit his wrists, came from a user, you guessed it, rocc, who said: "first off fuck you and actually do mutilate your wrists"
Not commonly used.
innocent: hey guys have you heard of this new game called baldi school tycoon where you-
dumbass: shut up, go mutilate yo fucking wrists
random guy: rocc moment
innocent: true
by deliveryman910 April 22, 2024
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Ambulance Moment

A way to gauge whether you are an optimist or a pessimist. When you're by yourself and you realize a general truth such as the word Ambulance being written backwards on the front of the vehicle because it will be recognized by people looking in their rear view mirror. When this happens, optimists will feel smart and pessimists will feel stupid.
I had an Ambulance Moment today while looking at a bottle of beer when I realized that Dos Equis means Two Xes!
by geowmyers June 19, 2022
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