Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025

Graffiti Ghost

When someone who is taking a shit decides to Ghost their wax pen hit while doing so.

“Bro where have you been!”
“Dude I’m so baked, and I left Graffiti Ghost in your restroom …”

by TavariousJenkins August 11, 2025

Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.

My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Reverse Ghost

The sexual act of a man blowing smoke(from a vape or cigarette) into the anus of a woman, then the woman farts out the smoke, which is followed by the man blowing the same smoke into her vagina. Afterwards, the woman proceeds to push or queef the smoke out her vagina where the man will finally inhale the smoke and exhale it. Extra credit if the man can perform a ghost with the smoke.

However, the same process can be performed by a woman alone if she is flexible enough.

When I came home from work, I caught my wife doing Reverse Ghosts

by Lowkey_fire August 14, 2025

human ghost

a term used for people who tend to feel left out or excluded from every conversation despite being there in the condition as a living human being.

Person 1: "I was thinking of maybe we can-"
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.

by melnusghost September 29, 2025

human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.

Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)

by melnusghost October 3, 2025

My ghost mom

The most sigma mom ever, also we got choked out by sugar fog together <3

Joshy j is still short btw

My ghost mom and I officially hate fake fog machines

by live laugh love msi October 27, 2025