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Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.
by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012
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jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat
Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack
by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020
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Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.
Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.
by Master ski November 21, 2023
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crack the case

being a pervert and stalking people for info
im gonna crack the case onwho nico is dating,
by urboitimnothere October 10, 2017
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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.
A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.
by thepranxter July 31, 2018
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figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.
You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.
by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015
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