shit anal

when someone is plowing your ass and you shit on their dick

yeah dude the other day i shit analed on tyler’s kevin’s dick.

by P3N15 F4C3 N1993R H34D 8====D April 28, 2019

anal mannequin

A life size doll made specifically for anal pleasure

Yo dog i just bought an anal mannequin 2000

by Gigady Foo mcskeeter September 22, 2016

anal pop

When you cum in a female’s asshole, have them shit it out, and feed it to them

She cheated on me so I introduced her to the anal pop.

by chinick January 27, 2024

anal railgun

The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.

"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"

"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"

by DMeaner February 20, 2024

Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

by Mpix July 1, 2020

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020