pus wet

When trying to make your hair look wet.

I've been using all sorts of products but I just can't get my pus wet.

by Kilkillakam January 5, 2017

wet pace

When Josh solemnly walks out into the rain. Not looking behind him or saying a word. Probably thinking about something mundane and uninteresting…

Person 1: Hey look its a wet Pace!
Person 2: Hey your right Person 1, that sure is a wet Pace!

by Ernald Grotti January 27, 2017

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Wet WedgerBledger

When you stick your cock inside of a hot pocket

Wet WedgerBledger nigga

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 19, 2019

Three-way wet willy

An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.

Jesus had halie lick his finger to stick his finger in dylan's making it a three-way wet willy

by Boobuukittyfuck666 October 19, 2019

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020

wet wanda

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear

I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.

by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020