verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.
I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?
by zip10011 June 11, 2010
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Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.
your such a straighty180 faggot!
Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.
your such a straighty180 faggot!
by DaJeww November 17, 2018
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Girl who is very physically atractive, so that the men who happen to be talking to her reach a state of arousal. Usually a 20 something girl.
when talking to a friend about a co-worker... "have you seen Clarissa in accounting? Man what a straightner !!"
by andomatic April 9, 2009
Get the straightner mug.Someone who thinks they're better than everyone because they don't drink/smoke/do drugs/have random sex. Usually people say they're straightedge but still do one or all of the latter mentioned.
by VJC dropout July 29, 2008
Get the straightedge mug.Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.
Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,
"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"
And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.
Peace out."
Guy: Oh wow..
Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!
Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,
"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"
And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.
Peace out."
Guy: Oh wow..
Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!
by KirstInsane June 14, 2016
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Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening
by BrokenShower December 14, 2018
Get the The Straightening mug.someone who does nothing.No drugs,alcohol,smoking,or sex. someone that has no life and no fun and spends their day on myspace posting bulletins on how hardcore they are.
non-straight edge kid: aye kid,wanna smoke some dope?
straightedge kid: why would i wanna ruin my life smoking weed when i can be hardcore dancing?
straightedge kid: why would i wanna ruin my life smoking weed when i can be hardcore dancing?
by Ashlee Menter. August 4, 2008
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