shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"
Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"
by Lizzzssss July 20, 2017
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Amazon stick and Dick

Amazon stick and Dick is the new form of 'Netflix and chill' where by two 'friends' watch films or tv shows on an Amazon box or stick and end up fucking or engaging in other sexual acts.
John: "Hey Sandra wanna come over and Amazon stick and Dick"

Sandra: "Sure i guess... i was hoping we could Netflix and chill thou?"

John: "Duh, Amazon stick and Dick is the new better version Netflix and chill is sooo 2016 "

Sandra: "Oh right cool, i'll pick up the condoms"
by JM2001 January 21, 2017
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fuckboy stink stick

A fuckboy who smells like he hasn’t showered in the last month. But wait there’s more! He also includes know-it-all advice for EVERYTHING,offers to kick your ass but then claims his disability is stopping him, annnnnd finally!! He offers sex,sexting,phone sex,butt sex,face fucking and has no job or career in line for his future!! Here’s a bonus he comes with a hefty child support bill!!
by Xboymama0717 November 15, 2018
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Hick Be Good Stick

Stick used to keep rustlers, wranglers, cowboys, cowpokes, and other assorted rednecks in line.
Boy, you best be in line or I'll pull out the hick be good stick on yer ass.
by JB12420 December 26, 2010
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smoke a cancer stick

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.
by xX_DANK-MOMS_Xx April 14, 2014
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Mozzarella Snack Sticks

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.
The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.
by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009
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Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.
Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.
by stiltmaster September 13, 2022
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