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by Gingagon June 23, 2014

When you abandon your children because of your failing marriage and you get mad at your husband and so you pack up your bags and leave
by thaliathebi December 30, 2023

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.
by David letr October 9, 2018

X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run
X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run
X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run
by nadestt December 19, 2019
