ja'ryan

Perfection in the flesh; Who your wifey wants you to be like

Why can't you give me the D like Ja'Ryan; Or can you eat the box like Ja'Ryan?

ja'ryan by Webbsta May 21, 2018

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Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.

Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.

Real Ryan by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011

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turtle ryan

the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.

ninja sucks turtle ryan is the best

turtle ryan by turtle ryan November 28, 2018